A tongue in cheek commentary on private parts
My first traffic ticket was received in Brooklyn. My first and only appearance in night court was too. It was very much like the TV show by the same name. Here’s a ditty about someone else getting a ticket and trying to get out of it. It has some “do this” and “don’t do that” pointers for the first or next time you have to roll down the windows watching the flashing lights in your rearview mirror.
An interesting headline in a local paper grabbed my attention. It was about grabbing something besides attention. It was about a woman grabbing the privates of a police officer who was trying to give her a traffic ticket.
First, know that traffic stops are some of the most anxiety-producing and dangerous acts a police officer engages in, especially if the driver was well above the speed limit or worse, trying to avoid the cop by fleeing. The officer is approaching someone who is likely very nervous. Adrenaline is pumping. Though approaching from behind, which gives the officer a margin of safety, the officer cannot see into the car until he gets to the driver’s window. Therefore, if the person has a weapon in his/her lap, or in the door pocket, or the passenger’s seat, the cop can’t see it until he/she is on top of it. Likely the officer will collect the license and registration and return to the patrol car to “run them.” That means a call goes into the system to find out if there are outstanding tickets, warrants, or the like. If something suspicious comes up, backup likely will be called. If not, the cop re-approaches the car, not having had the ability to keep an eye on what’s going on in the car. Recently as an officer took that walk back to a seemingly harmless situation, the driver jumped out of the car with a long gun, firing and hitting the officer. The officer survived and was able to call it in.