Pistol Pete Reiser
Of the several choices of “Birthday Boy” from the Boys of Summer and earlier, there is only one choice to pick. When the choice was known for breaking parts of his body crashing into outfield walls, when it was strongly suggested than he be confined to playing the infield, which he was good at, to keep him in one piece, when one carries a nickname into the major leagues given in child because of his love of six shooters, when one is the only player to be given the last rites during a game as a result of fracturing his skull upon hitting an unpadded outfield walls, that’s gotta be your guy.
Pete Reiser had been known as the “perfect” ball player (Lord only knows why he was held together by chewing gum and baling wire), the best player hands down of his era, and one of the best ever to play the game of baseball. He played ten years plus three years playing in the Army for bloated ego officers who expected that Reiser would make them legends in military baseball. One game, he chased a fly ball downhill in the outfield, tripped, rolled down the hill, and separated his shoulder. Just another day in the game for Pistol Pete. He caught the ball.
It is hard to know which list is more staggering, the list of his stats or the list of his injuries. Let’s start with Reiser the ball player. The son of a reputedly very good semi-pro pitcher, Reiser was hitting baseballs whenever he wasn’t shooting his cap pistols. A lefty at the plate, he could hit and run like the wind. He did both with great abandon. He had a right arm like a rifle.