April 1: ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY
ON THIS DAY IN 1842, the Brooklyn Daily Eagle reported, “APRIL FOOL. – The lawyers and insurers in a neighboring building were for a time smoked out this morning. Their fires were kindled, as usual, but the smoke puffed out and filled their office till they were almost strangled. They ran about from room to room with streaming eyes to ascertain the cause, and remedy the evil, but in vain, till one bethought him to go to the top of the house and examine the chimney, where he found a piece of board laid over the flue in such a manner as completely to shut it up. This may be a good April fool joke, but it is no fool of a joke to have one’s eyes put out.”
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ON THIS DAY IN 1917, the Eagle reported, “Tomorrow the Sixty-fifth Congress will meet in extraordinary session to consider the gravest question that has confronted this country since the Civil War. The general belief in Washington is that President Wilson will ask the Congress to either declare war against Germany or declare that a state of war already exists between Germany and the United States. It is to be assumed from the reports of the Washington correspondents that this country in a few days — perhaps in a few hours — will be actually at war with Germany, no matter which form is used. Despite all the Imperial German Government has done to force the Government of the United States into war, the pacifists are still crying for peace — peace at any price. But could the United States have peace, even if every man, woman and child in the country were in favor of peace?”