OPINION: The fault in renaming Polytech Institute, founded in 1854
Renaming the Polytechnic implies that this venerable institution of learning was — and is — of little consequence starting from its establishment back in 1854. Sadly, the list of distinguished alumni that have graduated from Polytechnic have suddenly and irrevocably had their accomplishments diminished by this act. By establishing such a precedent, one begs the question of how often this renaming process will now happen going forward. I’m amazed that it only took $100 million to prostitute Polytechnic’s name for the foreseeable future…For the next renaming, will the going rate double and also be subject to inflation?
One might ask: should we rename the U.S. to Kochsborough subject to the Koch brothers donating a minimum of $5 trillion to reduce our national debt. And maybe five years from now we’ll change it again from Kochsborough to Gatesborough should Bill Gates now be willing to part with at least $10 trillion to further reduce the national debt. And of course there’s probably a host of other vain people whom we should appease through this renaming rollout process. In fact, my choice would be the reigning monarch of the United Arab Republic, whom I’m sure would donate $100 trillion simply to have the U.S. be renamed to the United Arab Annex.
My congratulations to the Polytechnic Board of Directors (PBD) for their cleverness in prostituting the good name of Polytechnic into obscurity, all for the paltry sum of $100 million.