September 17: ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY
ON THIS DAY IN 1879, the Brooklyn Daily Eagle reported, “So far as the mere business of re-establishing British authority at Cabul is concerned, the latest news is favorable, as there is nothing at all to indicate a disposition on the part of the country to respect that authority when unsupported by a large army. All the indications are that the days of Afghanistan’s standing as an independent country are over. Its fate is in the hands of England and Russia, and they will divide it between them. Just now it looks as if the English might have saved a great deal of money and several hundred lives, had they come to an understanding with the Czar before going to war with the Ameer.”
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ON THIS DAY IN 1916, the Eagle’s junior section reported, “Funny things happen on the first day of school, though most of us don’t feel like laughing just then. We have to wait until we are in a happier frame of mind. Do you remember the boy who always starts the year by being late? He wouldn’t make an exception on the first day — that would be against his principles. You see, he has only had three months to get to school on time, so you can’t expect him to do it on such short notice. In the last five minutes of those three months he suddenly realizes that he is late. Then he rushes and gets to class just three minutes overdue, and very much out of breath. There are girls like this, too, but they are not so numerous as the boys. Girls as a rule get to school on a much more regular time schedule than boys. There are four reasons for this: they like school better; they fear teacher more; they take their work more seriously; and they don’t hang around the block so long before going to school.”