BROOKLYN EAGLE SATIRE: Brainstorming ideas for the DOT
“The city’s Department of Transportation (DOT) is backing a plan that would temporarily replace the famous Brooklyn Heights Promenade with a six-lane highway during the reconstruction of the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway (BQE) between Atlantic Avenue and Sands Street.” — Brooklyn Daily Eagle
The DOT has been brainstorming new ways to serve the motorists, passengers and even middle-seat passengers of New York City. Inspired by their out-of-the-box, dramatic new proposal, we at the Eagle have decided to contribute a few ideas of our own: